Do you dare?

Would you expose some of your most delicate and vulnerable body parts to a tangle of hoses, wires, heating elements, valves and pumps that require a special control pad that only your 4th grader can figure out?
Have you ever washed your hands in an "automatic" sink only to be scalded by the water? How does that translate...
Do you trust these private parts to the guy who can't even figure out how to keep his pants pulled up in back while servicing your plumbing? (my friend Dave is excluded from this barb!)
I myself elected to just push down the familiar handle on the side of the tank and all my worries and problems were washed away!